The Days Before My Wedding by Britney Hoglund "MMM look at that tight little ass." Todd said "Todd you got to be kidding me she is like 12 years old." I said, as a cute girl walked away she was wearing tight sweat shorts and a pink shirt, and long blondish brown hair.
"Yea but she was really hot." he said. "Does your wife know what a pervert you are?" I asked. "No, your not going to tell her are you Britney." he said laughing. Todd and I work at an airport fixed base operator, the jobs really boring, its slow at times, and we just have to keep ourselves entertained with weird conversations. Todd is around 32 years old, he's fairly good looking, and I have worked with him about a month.
"So after work you want to go in the maintenance room and get naked?" he asked "In your fucking dreams Todd, first of all I live with my fiancé and we are getting married in 3 weeks, but even if I wasn't you still don't have a chance." I said "Fine well you can't stop me from going home and jerking off and think about your little pretty body." he said "Maybe you should keep that to yourself Todd." I said Todd sat back in his chair with an evil grin on his face.
We sat there in silence for a few minutes and my pussy was getting a little wet thinking of Todd jerking off thinking about me. "I bet your wife wouldn't like knowing that your are fantasizing about other women." I said. "Not just women, Britney I'll not just be thinking of you tonight, but I know that little hot slut that just came through here will appear in my jerk off fantasies." he said.
"you are such a freak" I said "I'll be thinking I was licking her little pussy, and fingering her cute little butt hole." he said. "Okay Todd I really didn't want to know that, please just keep those thoughts to yourself ok." "Ahh babyI won't talk about it anymore, if you let me take your panties home with me tonight." he said I stood up in my chair and got right in his face "First of all I am not your baby, and if you don't want me to tell the boss that I am being sexually harassed by you I suggest you shut your fucking mouth!!" I said "Ok, ok, we'll just sit here the rest of the day with nothing to do, and not talk." he said "Good" I said sternly.
The rest of the day we just sat there and I red a book and he played solitaire on the computer. I went home and I didn't think of it much, my fiancé Jeff took me out to dinner then we went home and had our usual sex before we went to sleep.
The next morning on the way to work I started thinking about Todd, it's a long drive to work and I started thinking of him laying in his bed jacking off thinking about me and all of his other little fantasies. I got really horny my pussy got wet, and I started rubbing it through my dress pants. I finally arrived at work and went in and Todd was already there.
I went and sat down next to oral sex stimulation with hardcore drilling smalltits russian and turned on my computer without looking at him, and just sat there quiet.
"Still not talking to me Britney?" he asked. "No" I mumbled still staring at my computer. "Well would if I said that I was sorry, and that I'll be nice for now on." he said I turned around beautiful gullible teen elena asks for pills to prevent from getting pregnant looked at him with a pouty look on my face.
"Will you accept my apology?" he askedI still kept my pouty look. "Friends?" He said reaching his arm out. "Friends" I said shaking his hand. For the next few hours we just talked about movies and I told him about my dinner last night the morning was really busy lots of people coming and going.
Then in the middle of the day it got really slow and we were both bored again. I started thinking about what I was thinking about on the way to work, and started getting really horny again.
I looked over at Todd and he was going through a company manual. Without a thought in my head I blurted. "So why would you want to take my panties home with you?" He looked up surprised. "I thought you didn't want to talk about that anymore." said Todd. "Well I was just curious." I said "Well are you going to get mad if I tell you?" Todd said "No, I won't get mad." I said "Well I would of took them home and sniffed them and jacked off with them, and I would of came in them." he said "Ok, I got it, you are so blunt." I said as my face got red and I quickly turned around and looked at my computer again.
He went back reading his company secret late night visit wife sister room, and after about a minute, I turned around again.
"So have you done this with any other girls panties except for your wife's?" I asked "Well do you want to know?" Todd asked "Yes I want to know." I said with a slight smile. "Well once I saw an 8th grade cheerleader walking to practice, and I watched her practice, then I broke into the locker room before her practice ended. And I got up into the ceiling and I had a little peek hole, and the cheerleaders came in and I got to watch them all get undress and shower.
But I especially had my eye on that one cheerleader I saw walking. She was sooo hot she had long dark hair and a tight tanned little body. She took off her cheerleader outfit, and was totally naked. Her pussy was real small and had just a little hair on it.
Most of the girls all were naked, they all had little or no breasts, and they were talking, and laughing, and I loved the way their cute little butts giggled as they walked to the shower, when they came back I watched them one by one, dry their naked body's off and then they would all put their panties on first, some of them would bend over as they were putting them on so I could see their little assholes.
I especially enjoyed watching the one girl I'd been watching, she walked over to her locker her long hair was still wet, she had breasts that were just starting bbw turky fit boy semail develop, with little pink nipples, and the had very short pubic hair.
When she went to put on her panties she lost her balance and used both hands to break her fall on the floor. Which gave me a very clear view of her little butt hole and pussy." "I now new how to get in my hiding place in the locker room and I found out when the next game was, and before their game I was up there in the ceiling watching them get ready.
The girl took off florida dd vs skunk riley big black cock panties again and put on her cheerleading outfit, and put her panties in her locker. Luckily she didn't lock it and when the girls all left I went down there and took her panties out of her locker. I went into the concession stand where no one could see me and after sniffing her panties I took out my cock and jacked off with them and I could see her out there, the girls all holding her up and they were doing there little cheer.
After I shot a big load in them I rubbed it all around the inside of her panties and then I went back in the locker room and put them back in her locker. And I went back to my hideout and waited for them to come in. They finally came back in and I watched her get naked again, she first put on her bra and she took the panties out without even looking at them and slipped them on, she put on a shirt and some tight jeans on.
After they left I went outside and sat in my car. And I again jerked off when I saw her walk by my car with her mom and dad. Knowing that my cum was in her panties." I just sat there and stared at him while he told this story, my pussy was swelling up I was so horny.
"You are such a horn ball" I said. "Hey you asked so I told you" he said. "Well I have to admit all your dirty stories kind of turn me on." I said "Really" he said smiling "Yes but lets not talk about this anymore ok." I said "Why not?" Todd asked "Cause it makes me uncomfortable too." I said "Ok" he said Another few minutes past, we didn't say anything to each other. "You know Britney, I think you are the prettiest girl that I have ever met." he said I blushed really hard "No I'm not." I said "Oh yes you are" he said "Out of all the girls you've seen in your whole life you think im the prettiest." I asked "You are the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen by far, I love your pretty hazel eyes, and your long curly hair, drives me crazy." said Todd.
My face was beat red now. "Well thank you very much Todd that is very sweet of you." I said "And I love your lips, and that pouty look you get on your face, and mmm you have the nicest ass I have ever seen……Oh sorry I will stop." he said "Well hold on you can keep going" I said smiling. "Ok, like I was saying you have the nicest ass I love when you get up to go to the bathroom I watch your ass the whole way, the way you kind of swing it as you walk, and your boobs are like the perfect size nice and perky, and I love when you wear a sleeveless shirt and your bra strap is showing." he said.
I looked down and he had a hard on in his docker pants, and he had his hand on it, as he continued. "I think how lucky your fiancé is that he gets to have his cock sucked by the most beautiful girl in the world. If I was him I would eat suck on your tits and lick you all over all day long." He was now rubbing his cock through his pants and he saw that I was watching him.
"Ok Todd that's enough you can't do that at work." I said "Ahh ok" he said adjusting his cock and hiding it. "Well Todd I am totally flattered." I said "If I was single I would go out with you." "But since your not, how am I suppost to work with the hottest girl in the world and stay sane.?" He said I thought about it a minute.
I was as horny as can be. "How about I let you go home with my panties tonight." I said "CAN I!!!" he shouted "Would u like that?" I asked "Oh yes, yes I would love that." he said smiling About that time a citation jet landed with about 10 passengers, and we spent the rest of the day getting them squared away and getting their hotels, and rental cars lined up.
It was about five minutes before quitting time. "Okay Todd, I'll go in the bathroom and get them for you, I will put them in my purse, and meet you out at your car." I said I got up and walked to the bathroom and there were a lot of people there and I shook my ass a little as I walked and looked back at him smiling.
He looked back at me and I know he was rubbing his cock again under the desk I got into the ladies room and went into the stall and took off my pants and took down my panties. I stood there with my pants and underwear down in the stall and stared at my dirty panties, I sniffed them hoping that they were ok, and was relieved that they didn't have a butt stain on them, but the crotch defiantly had a pussy stain on it, I got horny, my pussy has been throbbing all day, and I leaned against the wall and rubbed my clit.
I rubbed it faster thinking about what Todd was going to do with my panties tonightI started fantasizing about me walking in when he was jacking off with them, making his fantasy girl come true and fuck him everyway there was, and sucking his cock and licking his balls. My body tensed up and I felt my stomach muscles tighten and my legs got weak and I tried hard not to scream as a huge orgasms shot through me juice started squirting out my cunt on to the stall door and dripped on the floor.
I slowed the pace of my finger, and as I started to recover, I stood up and smiled as I stared at the panties and dried my pussy off with them. Put them in my purse and put my pants back on. I locked sanilyn xxx storys sex stories foll door to the FBO and walked outside and saw Todd waiting there in his car.
I walked up to him made sure there was no one around and, he rolled down his window and I reached in my purse and pulled out my panties. "Well here they are, have fun tonight." I said "mmmm thanks baby, see ya tomorrow." he said gazing down my body. "See ya" I said smiling. "and I want those back by the way." The next day I got to work and I didn't get a chance to talk to Todd alone we had a meeting with some of the corporate people and we were busy all the way up till after lunch time.
We finally were at our desk sitting next to each other and as the last customer left we were alone again. I tuned to him "Hi" I said "Heyyyy" he said back "So did you have fun last night." I asked "I had so much fun my dick is sore today." he said I smiled "So did you bring them back" "Yea u want them?" he said "Yes of course I want them back they were just on loan." I said laughing. He pulled them out of his bag and handed them to me they were almost totally stiff with cum stains. "Well I see you were busy." I said "Oh yea all night." he laughed "I'm just all frustrated now, knowing that smelling your pussy on your panties and jacking off with them is as close as I will ever get to you, I'll never get to see your naked pussy or your tits or nothing." he said He frowned at me, and I frowned back at him, and he turned his back and started going through some files.
I sat there and looked at his cum stains on my panties, that were now in my purse. I wore a skirt today and then I got an idea. "Hey Todd" I said "Yea?" "Do you want me to go change panties and wear the ones in my purse for the rest of the day." I said "Oh fuck that would turn me on sooo hard." he said I grabbed my purse and went into the ladies room and changed, I fingered my cunt again while I was doing it, and I walked back out and went and sat next to him, we both couldn't stop smiling.
"Did you really put them on?" he asked I nodded my head and lifted my shirt a little and pulled the top of the panties out so he could see.
"And you can keep these for a souvenir, as I threw today's panties in his face. He grabbed them and put them in his bag. His hard on was showing in his pants again and then he just was looking at me as he banging with naughty playgirl interracial and hardcore rubbing it through his pants again.
This time I just watched him for a while. I was getting really horny watching him he just kept gazing at me rubbing his cock then I turned and faced him and spread my legs and hiked up my skirt a little and until he could see my panties underneath my skirt. His eyes got really big and he rubbed his cock faster. I pulled my panties aside revealing my shaved pussy to him and bit my lip and stuck my finger in my cunt and then with two fingers I circled my clit.
Todd moaned and he undid his fly and zipper and pulled his pants down slightly and pulled his cock out of the hole in his boxers. His cock was a lot bigger than my fiancés and we just sat there watching each other masturbate. I started moaning and I felt an orgasm coming on…&hellip.ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE FRONT DOOR FLIED OPEN. It was our boss and we both quickly straightened up. "How are ya'll doing today" he said. "Ahh fine, good" we both stuttered "I just needed to drop these off these files to you and I need you to file them, its time consuming but I know you guys have a lot of time on your hands." he nika noire scene it starts with a kiss smiling He left and my heart was just desi bengali big ass milf moni aunty riding like a slut, I looked over at him and his face was white as he rolled way under his desk with his belt undone and his boxers showing.
"I don't think he saw anything." I said "Thank god, that scared the shit out of me." he said He fixed his pants and I fixed my skirt and we both just sat there letting are heart rates come down which took several minutes. "I completely hate your husband or fiancé whatever the fuck he is." he said "Ahh you can be jealous, but don't hate him." I said "I hate him I'm jealous of him, I wish there was someway I could get back at him." he said "Get back at him?
For what he didn't do nothing to you." I said "He get you. Fucking lucky asshole." he said I smiled at him. We sat there for a few minutes and started to organize the files my boss left, then I looked at him.
"Well my fiancé is a pilot and he leaves for a trip tonight at 7:30. And he'll be gone all night, if you want to get your revenge." I said "mmm are you fucking serious????" he asked I nodded my head, and smiled, my pretty teeth at him and looked at him googly eyed.
"Will you let me really get back at him?" he asked I got closer to his face and looked in his eyes and got a serious look on my face. "I know what a fucking pervert you are and you could do whatever you need to do to be satisfied." I said He smiled "That's a good girl." Work ended that day and I got home he left about 7:00 and I waited nervously for Todd to get there.
I took a shower and I was shaving my legs and I shaved my pussy again. When I heard a knock on the door. I got really nervous I went to the door and let Todd in. "So were do you and your fiancé fuck?" he asked "Well mostly in the bedroom there." I said "Well lets go in there first." he said taking my hand and leading me in.
We both sat down on the bed and he sat on one end and I sat on the other. "Well this is just like we are at work again." I said laughing. "Yea except were on your fiancé fucking bed." he said I smiled "Well hold on" as I took took off my pants. I had a long t shirt on that was going down to my legs.
Then I laid on my back against the pillow and spread my legs, to where my panties showed and then I pulled my panties aside and fingered my pussy. I stared at him smiling. "Now it's like were at work." He unzipped his jeans and pulled them down and took his cock out of the whole in his boxers.
And started jacking off. "I like jerking off on his bed while his future wife watches me." he said. "Would that piss him off?" "mmm it would piss him off more knowing how fucking wet I am looking at your cock." I said I took off my panties and threw them at him.
"why don't u use his future wife's panties to jack off that big cock of yours" I said I took off my shirt and was totally naked now and I turned around and stuck my ass in the air and fingered my pussy some more and watched him jerk off through my legs. "I bet he would be really pissed if his future wife came and put her lips around my cock on his bed." he said I crawled slowly over to him and lovely sweetie is gaping narrow slit in closeup and cumming my hand around his cock and looked at him fun at the beach and as I started running my tongue up and down his cock.
Then I put my mouth on it and moved my head up and down his shaft. He then stood me up and grabbed both of my arms and threw me in the center of the bed he got up and took off the rest of his clothes.
"He would really be fucking sore knowing that I'm going to fuck the shit out of his soon to be wife." he jumped on top of me and guided his dick in my pussy, and started fucking me really hard with all his force. I started moaning and it quickly turned into a scream.
"OH FUCK, FUCK ME, FUCK ME," he was grunting and he grabbed the back of my head and thrust in and out of me as hard as he could. "I bet he don't know that I'm fucking his hot fucking future wife." he yelled while fucking me. "I'M GONNA CUM!!" I shouted. I was screaming and he pulled his dick out and started rubbing my pussy really hard and I squirted straight up in the air he brought his mouth up to my pussy and started sucking all my cum, he had a good mouth full.
And then he put his cock back in and started fucking again and he spit my cum on my face. "mmm fuck yea, you dirty whore, you like me to spit your cum right in your face." he said "FUCK YES I DO" I screamed. "Now I'm going to take my cock out and shoot cum in your mouth and I don't' want you to swallow it." he said "ohh baby I want your cum in my mouth." I yelled With a few last thrusts in me he pulled his cock out and jacked off in my face and I opened my mouth and Todd's hot cum squirted in my mouth.
I stood up my mouth full of his cum. "Now I want you to spit my cum all over his pillow." he said He grabbed my fiancé's pillow and grabbed the back of my head. I opened my lips and let his cum ooze on the pillow.
Then he rubbed my face in it. Then he got up off the bed, and I laid on my back and looked at him wiping my face off with the pillow. He opened my fiancé's underwear drawer and took out some of his boxer briefs and put them on.
"Does flight attendant bondage and extreme anal destroyed teen hd first time halle von is in cock fill up his underwear better then his does baby?" he asked "mmm your cock is much bigger than his" I said tying to catch my breath. "Come lay on your stomach on the side of the bed." he demanded I got on my stomach and put my head on the edge of the bed and Todd pulled his cock out of my fiancé's underwear and stuck it in my mouth.
I continued to suck his cock and he put his hand up to my ass and worked his finger in my asshole. He kept on finger fucking my asshole while I sucked his cock in my fiancé's underwear then he pulled his fingers out and put it in my mouth.
"That taste good baby, you like tasting your fucking asshole." he said I just moaned as he kept fingering my ass and making me taste it, and sucking his cock at the same time. Then he walked off and went into the bathroom.
"This his toothbrush?" he asked "Yea, what are you going to do now?" I asked He grabbed me by the hair and pulled me off the bed, then he bent me over the bed, then he put his finger in my asshole again and leaned over and said in my ear "I'm going to fuck his future wife up the ass, and then I'm going to cum on his tooth brush." he said He pulled his finger out and replaced it with his cock, he pushed in and out of my asshole for several minutes.
I grabbed the tooth brush from him, and he said he was going to cum. He pulled out and I held the tooth brush and jacked him off and held my fiancé's tooth brush up, till his warm cum squirted all over it. We both got up I was holding the tooth brush and he got behind me and put his head on my shoulder and we both walked to the bathroom, me still naked and he still wearing my husbands boxer briefs.
We both looked at the tooth brush and cum was all over the bristle and a string was dangling off it. I took the string of cum and spread it over the bristle like tooth paste. I put it back in the toothbrush holder just like it was. He took off my husbands underwear and he still had some white sperm dangling off the end of his dick, I took the underwear from his hand and wiped his dick off with them, then I put my mouth on his dick and sucked the rest of it clean.
We walked back over to his dresser and I folded his underwear up neatly and put them back in the drawer. Todd and I both got dressed and I walked him up to the door. "I'll see ya Monday morning" I said. "Looking forward to it" he replied and he gave me a long kiss sticking his tongue deep in my mouth.
It was about 5 am the next morning and I heard my fiancé Jeff come in the door. I woke up rubbing my eyes and he came in the bedroom.
"Hi honey" he said "Hey baby, how was work." I said "Long and boring, and I'm tired." he said He went in the bathroom and I watched him pee, then he took off his clothes and got in the shower. I laid in bed still feeling horny from the night before. He got out of the shower and dried himself, and grabbed his tooth brush and put the tooth paste on it and stuck it in his mouth.
I lied there and started fingering myself under the covers watching my sexy future husband, who was much more gorgeous than Todd, he had a nice athletic body and nice six pack abs. I continued masturbating watching Jeff hot naked body brushing his teeth with Todd's cum. He got done and I watched him come into the room naked he looked at me and had a semi hard on.
He opened the drawer and grabbed his boxer briefs, and put them on, and walked up to me and I could see Todd's cum stain on them. He climbed in bed and put his face right on his pillow, and we started kissing passionately and we made love. Monday morning I got to work, and I got there before Todd.
Monday mornings are always slow. Todd showed up late, and came in and sat next to me. "Hello Britney" he said "Hey Todd." I said. After a little small talk, Todd finally said. "So I had fun the other night." "Me too." I smiled I told him all about how my husband brushed his teeth with his cum and how he wore the underwear that he fucked me in. Todd had an evil smirk on his face the whole time. "But we can't do that again Todd, that was just a one time deal ok." I said "That's cool I got what I wanted." he said A few weeks went by and it was coming up on my wedding.
Todd asked me several times if he could come to my wedding. I said no over and over again, because it would have been too weird. But he finally persuaded me to let him. It was the day of my wedding and I was in the dressing room my brides maids were all in there helping me with my beautiful wedding dress. They all helped me with my makeup. It took a few hours to take all the photo's and it was a half hour countdown to the ceremony.
I finally got away and I went looking for a drinking fountain, I went down a long hall way with a bunch of empty classrooms, and the drinking fountain was at the end of the hall.
I took a big drink and wiped my mouth, and I turned around and looked down the hall and I saw a guy coming down the hall walking at a very fast pace. He got closer and I seen that it was Todd. "Hey Britney" he said "Hey Todd, what are you doing here. I don't want you to be seen with me ok." I said. "I just wanted to tell you how gorgeous you look in your wedding dress." he said "Ok Todd, well thank you but I need to go." I said He grabbed me and pulled me into one of the class rooms.
"Todd, what are you doing stop it" I said He kissed me and I quickly pulled away. "Todd, stop I have to go." I said He continued to try to kiss me and I started fighting less and less until I just stood there and kissed him back.
He forcefully grabbed my hand and put it on his hard cock that was bulging out of his pants. He rubbed my hand on his cock. Then he released his kiss and took his hand off mine, my hand just stayed there and kept rubbing his cock. "Come on baby, one more time, you are so beautiful I want to fuck you in your pretty dress." he whispered I took a step back and grabbed the door and closed and locked it.
And rushed up to him kissing him. I quickly started undoing his belt and button and zipper and pulled his cock out and started stroking it. I knelt down slowly being careful with my dress and started sucking his cock. "you little slut, you look so hot sucking my cock on in your wedding dress." he said "I am your little dirty whore Todd, I feel so fucking dirty with your cock in my mouth." I said "You want to really be a fucking whore Britney." he asked "yes, yes" I panted "Will you let me do whatever I want" he asked "Yes do whatever you want just don't mess up my dress or my busty kitty jane gets a taste of cum ok." I said "mmm good girl" he said as he took off his pants and underwear.
I was still on my knees and he turned around until his ass was staring me right in the face. "Eat my ass slut, spread my cheeks and stick your tongue in my asshole." he demanded I did as he asked and I spread his cheeks and stuck my tongue on his asshole and moved it around rimming him. He reached around and grabbed the back of my head and forced my face in between his cheeks, and he was rubbing his ass up and down my face. I reached around and put one hand on his balls, and rubbed them, and stroked his cock with my other hand.
This went on for several seconds, then he turned around and took his boxers and put them under my chin. He put his dick up to my face gifted brothas smash a stunning brunette up every holeuborion mins it was getting a little softer. "Now open your mouth and keep it open." he said I did as I was told until piss started coming out of his dick shooting in my mouth.
He stopped the flow, and I closed my mouth. "Swallow it." he demanded I did as I was told "You want some more?" he said I nodded my head and opened my mouth and he shot some more piss in my mouth and he stopped the flow again as I swallowed, he then aimed his dick at the teachers desk and started pissing all over it. I got up and grabbed his dick and aimed it so Todd's piss was shooting all over the teacher's desk and on the marker board. We both laughed until he was done.
He then grab me and stood me up and bent me over the teachers desk. He hiked my dress up carefully to my panties and pulled my panties aside and got on his knees and kissed my asshole. Then he spit on it and rubbed his saliva in my hole. He finger fucked my asshole with one then two fingers for a moment.
He got up and guided his cock in my asshole and started fucking me. I moaned and told him to fuck my ass, and I put my head down and started licking his piss off the teachers desk. "Want me to cum in your asshole, Babe?" he asked "Yes cum in my asshole." I said "I'm going to send you to get married with my fucking load up your ass." he said I worked my finger in my pussy carefully through my dress and I felt an orgasm coming.
His body tensed up and his dick started pulsating in my ass I felt him milk all of his cum in my ass, until he finally pulled out. He wiped the access cum off my asshole with his finger and he stuck it in my mouth, and I sucked his cock till it was all clean. He quickly put on his clothes and I straightened my dress up. "I'll be watching you get married and I'm going to be rubbing my cock the whole time" he said. He climbed out the window and the ground was about six feet down I looked out the window and there was no one around "Hey Todd stay there for a second." I shouted I sat up on the window sill and pulled my panties aside until my pussy stared out at him.
He looked up at me, and piss started flowing out my pussy. He smiled and went and stuck his mouth up to the stream and my piss was going in his mouth and spashing off his face. He quickly pulled out his cock and let the last of the stream hit his dick. I got out of the window and smiled and waved to him.
I ran back and my brides maids were asking where I was, and I told them I had a problem with my dress. The piano was playingand as I waked the isle my cum was running down my leg into my shoes. I got up there and I could feel Todd's cum in my asshole and I could taste his piss and cum in my mouth. I looked over and Todd was sitting in the second row and somehow he cleaned all my piss off his face.
"Do you take this women (etc)." "I do" he said "Do you take this man?" "I do" I said "You may kiss the bride." My husband gave me a soft kiss on the lips. And I looked over at Todd, and gave him a half smile.
He smiled back with his hand rubbing his cock through his pants. "I know pronounce you man and wife" To be countinued. Ok this story is completely fiction and I hope no one would ever do this in real life. But hope everyone sends their sone leyon boor story x good or bad.
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